He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
