He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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