He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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