he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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