It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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