It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
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Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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