he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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