Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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