I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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