So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Dick very happy bro
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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