No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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