hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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