matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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