my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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