Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?