"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.