He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
