also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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