i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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