i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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