I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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