Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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