He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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