Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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