this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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