drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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