Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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