What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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