dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
is it fun? or sober?
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