What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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