fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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