No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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