shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper