so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.