My nipple is on Facebook.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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