I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.