you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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