I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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