I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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