I just threw up on my dentist
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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