i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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