they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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