Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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