DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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Boobs are out for the taking
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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