My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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