It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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