Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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