Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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