The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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