The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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