ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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