dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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