Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
worst night to have a conscience
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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