Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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