zippers are such a cool invention
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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