I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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