I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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