This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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