yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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